Cecil The Knight And The pshyco Dragon
Cecil the knight went to slay the dragon as a request of the king. Once there he stared at the opening of the cave.Smoke could be seen coming out of the entrance.He crawled in. The dragon was there asleep like a log on a rock and heavialy snoring. Cecil drew his sword and moved toward the dragon. Unfortunately for him , the dragon had super hearing and cecil stepped on a twig like a blind moron.The dragon opened one eye,started searching the cave for unwanted guests.
-Who's there? he asked as he rose up.
-Spawn of The devil, prepare to meet thy doom beast!. stammered Cecil.
-OH NOOO! .groaned the dragon. Its a kinght. Cant you read the sign oustide the cave?
-what sign, i didint see such a thing.asked Cecil who was surprised by such reaction.
-Look at this,.said the dragon, and he walked out of the cave and pointed at a metallic sign. See you are entering private property, said the dragon, Now im obliged to raise a case against you!